These are my favourite jokes from this years Edinburgh Festival:
'Dave Drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted.'
'Being an England fan is like being the over optimistic parents of the fat kid on school sports day.'
'As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.'
'A smurf walks into a bar? The bartender says 'Why so blue?''
Just wanted to share these with you.
Wednesday, 25 August 2010
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That is a good one about the smurf. Never heard that one.
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